Appypolylogies
I have a ton of things that I like. Take a few passes and I'm sure you would be able to figure it out shortly. I am in fandoms aplenty.

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have turned

"One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”"
- Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via n-xi)

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

jaythenerdkid:

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

catholicveganmystic:

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.

it’s from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin

reblog for WoC excellence

she just vaporized him

xamyachok:

original

xamyachok:

original

teafortteu:

This part was pretty freakin’ adorable, if I do say so myself

drunkensunflower:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


I’ve been trying to use this joke on my friends and so far the fuckers have been sassing me as soon as I start

drunkensunflower:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

I’ve been trying to use this joke on my friends and so far the fuckers have been sassing me as soon as I start

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

dragondicks:

ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME CHARACTERS DRAWN FROM 3/4THS VIEW FACING LEEEFFFTTT [AUDIENCE ROARS]

pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]

upallnightogetbucky:

SEBASTIAN STAN ON CHRIS EVANS’ LEFT BOOB GRABBING PROBLEM.

(x)

arterialmotive:


who the fuck names their child noiz


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arterialmotive:

who the fuck names their child noiz

image

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